[Bard Songs]

There once was a hero named Kladras the Red, who came riding to Adras from ole Hillstead!
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade, as he told of bold battles and gold he had made!
But then he went quiet, did Kladras the Red, when he met the shieldmaiden Sakildra who said…
Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead! Now I think it’s high time that you lie down and bleed!
And so then came the clashing and slashing of steel, as the brave lass Sakildra charged in full of zeal!
And the braggart named Kladras was boastful no moooooree… when his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!